Korean name: ÀüÇüÁÖ
Birth:
4:40 am, June 19, 1977, Midway Hospital, St. Paul, Minnesota,
United States of America
Death: inevitable
Signs: Gemini, snake, gang
Heighth: 177 cm
Width: 32-34 in
Weighth: 78 kg
Bloodth: A
Hair and Eyes: balding, small, and both dark
brown
Religion: the one that condemns homosexuality,
sees women as inferior to men, commands me to convert or kill
the people who are different from me, and wants my money.
Politics: "progressive"
Occupation:
Instructor, Department of Liberal Arts, Kangnam University,
Yongin, South Korea
Languages: mumbled English, some Korean,
even less Japanese, and some menu items in Spanish
Publication: "Rethinking
Helen Cavanagh's How Local is Local History?" Recounting
the Past. Normal, IL: Illinois State University, 2001. Pp.
1-8.
Work in progress: How to Teach
a Fucking Moron: Reflections of an Incompetent Teacher.
Pet peeve: people
who do not like me, yet keep me on their e-mail list to let
me know how great their lives are going
Diet: tofu, instant noodles, coffee, and club
soda
Favorite person: Solip Choi
Favorite actor: Gene Kelly
Favorite authors: Arthur Conan Doyle and Charles
Dickens
Simpsons personality:
As I kid, I was like Milhouse. Now, I'm a cross between
Sideshow Bob and Lionel Hutz. Solip and I would love to
have a daughter like Lisa.
Currently reading: The
Complete Idiot's Guide to Quantum Mechanics for Dummies
