Korea Association of Hakwon and the Foreign Language
Educational Association
present
2004 Seminar for Foreign Language Institute Teachers in
Seoul, Korea
The Korea Teachers Pension Building
I feel like I'm back at ISU. I'm surrounded by more young-ish,
white, English speakers than I have been in more than a year. The
government requires that every English academy send a foreign teacher
to this seminar. Here we will listen to lectures about the foreigners'
experience in Korea, cultural misperceptions, and good teaching
(as these people see it) in general. The seminar handed out packets
containing the prepared speeches of several of the speakers, presumably
because they are not that comfortable with their pronunciation.
I have found the practice of handing out your papers ahead of time
to be speaker murder, whether it is in a university classroom or
at a seminar such as this one. One of the central reasons is the
audience's tendency (perhaps, rightfully so) to scutinize a speech
more than they would have merely listening to it.
At this seminar, the foreign teachers around me felt
extremely clever pointing out awkward phrasing and fortune cookie-styled
philosophical musings found in the text (e.g. "children are
like kites"). "Who says that?! Who says that?!" was
probably the most obnoxious remark coming from some guy behind me
who sounds like he spends all of his free time in nightclubs. I
have to admit that I was particularly amused by one speaker Sung
Jung-Sook's concluding words of inspiration: "Those who can,
do. Those who can't, teach." Ms. Sung, president of SeoJune
Language School, was later informed of her faux paus and apologized
to the audience.
The most interesting and entertaining speaker was an American teacher
named Shane M. Peterson. For no particular reason, I didn't bother
to take his picture. He did a great job of relating experiences
and advice that resonated with the audience. I was a little annoyed,
however, when he repeated the incredibly tired belief that Korean
students view their foreign ("white") teachers as "gods."
The main attraction was Professor Min Byeong-chul of Chungang University.
He is famous for writing Ugly Koreans and Ugly Americans.
His talk was on why we should buy his book.