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some undated entries
Alice Cooper
Has anyone else noticed that Alice Cooper has a truly excellent
speaking voice?


The media: Left-wing
or right-wing bias?
Like many who have written on this topic before, I would
argue that the bias of the mainstream media is generally independent of
the left- or right-wing (with the exception of the obvious outlets such
as Fox News), and are instead driven by the profit motive. But if we were
to look at the motivation of the right accusing accusing the media of
being liberal (i.e. left-wing), or vice-versa, I would suggest that what
both sides are really saying is that neither one is happy unless their
perspective is the dominant one. Despite calls from both sides for a free
press, I don't see either the left- or right-wing being very interested
in dissenting opinion. That is not to say, however, that news outlets,
for the most part, do not leave out much of the news and discussion worth
knowing and listening to. That's obvious. But once again, I would point
that to the short attention span and intellectual laziness of the audience,
coupled with the overwhelming obligations to advertisers.

Clarity of explanation and
thought and its relationship to actual knowledge and understanding
Over time I have come to realize that you can decipher how
well a person understands a topic by how simply and clearly they explain
it. They know how to go from points A, to B, to C, and so on. That does
not necessarily mean, however, that they are unaware of the nuances or
are unable to delve into them. They simply possess a clarity of thought
and aptly demonstrate it. But there are also those with a particular disposition
that causes them to either rule out topics as being "too complicated"
for their audience or habitually goes from points A, to G2, to B1, to
C4, to X, and so on, to make their point. I suspect the latter individuals
don't actually know what they're talking about and try to hide it behind
a continuous barrage of blather in hopes of beating their audience into
mental submission. I am afraid that, quite often, I fall into this latter
category. Whenever I say that something is really complicated or
explain something in a very convoluted way (as I've described above),
it is probably a dead giveaway that I don't know what I'm talking about.

Dissent and freedom of speech
The post-September 11th era for me seems to be the testing
ground for the durability of the freedom of speech and the press in my
short lifetime. There are others who have written extensively and more
eloquently than I ever could on the subject, so I will simply offer a
lesson drawn from one of many examples of my own experience and observations.
When I spent time with some friends at an event to protest the bombing
of Afghanistan in 2001, opponents of our dissent had things like this
to say: "You know, our soldiers are fighting overseas to protect
your right to do what you're doing!" The lesson to be drawn from
this is a simple one: be happy to have the freedom of speech; just don't
exercise it.

I dreamt of Bad Religion
and Taco Bell
I remember that shortly after Bad Religion had signed to
Atlantic Records years ago, I had a dream (a nightmare, really) that Bad
Religion had started doing Taco Bell commercials. I don't think I could
have imagined anything more upsetting to me at the time.


Being a unique victim
I feel that our collective inability to understand and cooperate
with each other comes from, at least in part, the belief that each of
us is some kind of victim and that the injustice acted upon us is somehow
unique to other injustices -- the feeling that by not being me, no one
else can relate to my pain. I'll offer to some popular examples to illustrate
my point. If you accept Peter Novick's assertion in The Holocaust
in American Life, American Jews have been able to politicize the
Holocaust, implying (either subtly or overtly) that their suffering was
unique within the human experience. American blacks have also politicized
their centuries of injustice, characterizing their history of slavery,
Jim Crow laws, their struggle to gain the most basic civil rights, and
simple racial discrimination, as somehow unique. Women are also unique
victims who have suffered second-class status, the denial of basic civil
rights, and who currently struggle against those who wish to deny them
certain rights in the workplace and the womb. The list can go on and on
(the poor, the "whatever"-challenged, other racial minorities,
homosexuals, etc). I am not denying the injustice suffered by any of these
groups. Who could? Anyone with the slightest understanding of history
has to acknowledge past wrongs and understand their impact on current
situations (although it appears difficult for most people to avoid direct
causal relationships, which is unfortunate and fundamentally ahistorical).
Through our effort to correct historical wrongs, however,
we seem to have created a new and unlikely victim for our times: the white
man. He appears to have lost power at home, in the university admission
process, in the job market, at the workplace, and in his genitals. Men
(particularly white men) have had their dominance attacked so furiously
(though not necessarily successfully), that many need a pill to get it
up now. My personal interpretation of this turn of events is this: white
men grew too comfortable having all of the power, are now having to share
some of that power, and do not like it one bit. Now, despite the tongue-in-cheek
spirit of my writing, I cannot totally fail to acknowledge their feelings.
I believe that victimization comes from the inside-out -- you are only
a victim if you feel like one. White men all over this country have come
to feel like victims -- and who can blame them when you look at it from
their point of view? Do I really feel sorry for them? Okay, no, not really.
But I have to at least acknowledge and engage their grievances, which
I feel, to some degree, as legitimate.
Too much of this politicized victimization has little to
do with justice or equality in my mind. Instead, I believe we are motivated
by self-preservation, selfishness, and the desire for dominance. The reality
is more nuanced than this, of course, but I believe these to be the key
components. If we want to promote fairness, we need to be willing to understand
others from their point of view -- to learn that our experience is a shared
one, in which we all suffer or thrive together. In doing so, we will be
able to conduct a more productive dialogue in which, instead of improving
our lives at the expense others, we can learn to appreciate and exchange
our values. We will be able to embrace the fundamental values of others
as our own, because, deep inside, they were ours all along.

The pressure of being thin
It is difficult to open a magazine, pass a billboard, or
watch one minute of television without being inundated with images of
attractive and perfectly sculpted people who remind us that we are ugly
and had better buy someone's products and services to help us more closely
resemble Hollywood and corporate America's standard of manufactured beauty.
This has become a serious problem in a country where the real education
(i.e. the one that actually has an impact on their lives) of increasingly
insecure people comes from advertising, and their chronic depression from
living a meaningless existence is treated with fast food and snacks. Many
people (particularly women, or, at least, it’s popularized that
way) often resort to dangerous cosmetic surgical procedures or harmful
eating disorders in order to keep up with these images of beauty. Media
watchdogs and militant feminists, rightfully so, criticize the media for
its endless exhibition of unrealistic female bodies that real women, especially
young girls, are killing themselves trying to emulate. Good for them!
On the other hand, there are plenty of other women who try
to look “their best” through a healthy regimen of diet, exercise,
and sleep. Perhaps my personal experience has been with an unrepresentative
sample of the American female population, but I have known many such females
to be pressured into unhealthy habits that include binge drinking and
eating, being told, “Oh, you worry too much!” Why are these
women being told this? Is it because their friends are enlightened and
see their body for what it really is: a mere illusory shell? No, they
see their own health and appearance going into a downward spiral and they
want to take their friends with them! Hey, if some of you women want to
be sedentary, obese, and wait for that cholesterol-fighting drug to save
your fat ass someday, be my guest. Your healthy friend is attractive because
she has willpower and self-discipline. Don’t bring her down with
you. Guys like me (I’m already taken, of course) are exercising
regularly, trying to forge careers that result in decent incomes (to appeal
to her shallow side), looking for women who care equally about
looking good. Leave them alone! Go lecture the anorexic; she needs more
help than your friend.

Rage Against the Machine
I love Rage Against the Machine -- they're a great and important
band. But I'm a little confused about the audience of their song, "Take
the Power Back." If you want to read the lyrics, they are easy enough
to find on the Internet; but the title really says it all. Some other,
less obvious, ideas dealt with in the song are indoctrination by the school
system and the Eurocentric bias in the teaching of history. Fair enough.
I guess the only problem I have is with the word, "back". Just
who is he talking to? Non-whites? Women? The poor? Political dissidents?
Since when did these people ever have power (at least in the way we mean
when we say a person has power) in this country? The only people I can
think of who would desire to take back power they feel they have lost
are white guys. And I know Rage didn't mean them! Now, if Zack de la Rocha
had just said, "We gotta take the power," I would have said,
"right on!"


Television
My thinking on this is completely unoriginal, but I feel
like expressing it. Although there is some good and informative television
out there, most of it is shit. And although, in my perpetual loneliness
and feeling of societal displacement, I am addicted to the hackneyed stories,
the mind-numbing dialogue, and the attractive, witty people who remind
me that I am boring and easy to ignore, I despise television. And I'm
pretty sure all of those hours of watching television rather than reading
has made me more dumber.


Elected officals and
accountability
I believe that people, for the most part, will listen to
those they work for. This tendency is based on the mostly correct assumption
that listening to your boss will provide you benefits in the way that
you will continue to have a job and enjoy things that cause you to enjoy
your job even more. I believe this also applies to elected officials.
Those who are inactive in civic life typically hold the belief that elected
officials do not represent the wishes of the people. I would re-state
the problem as simply being that elected officials listen to their bosses:
people who finance their campaigns and work to make sure they are re-elected.
These people are arguably a minority, but a powerful one. If one accepts
the existence of an unrepresented majority, I would argue that they have
the power to be the boss of elected officials. You can call your officials,
write them letters, send them faxes, attend their consituency events,
and most importantly, vote for or against them. People will generally
listen to those to whom they will be held accountable. If we want elected
officials to be accountable to us, they must be told in a clear fashion,
that they are accountable to us. It involves a sacrifice in time,
energy, and even money, but I believe it is worth it. Elected officials
are some of the hardest working people I can think of. I would like them
to work for me.

Public service
I agree with those who believe that public service is one
of the most honorable things a person can do in life. Aside from the gratification
one can receive from working towards the common good, it is also an opportunity
for complainers to put their money where their mouth is. If complainers
feels they are so smart, have all the answers, and can do a better job,
then why not do it themselves? Although, right now, I'm wholly unprepared
to take reponsibility for even keeping the ice cube tray full, I believe
my life's purpose will eventually be defined by how I serve the public.

McDonald's
and being put to death
If I were a convicted criminal and sentenced to death, I
would like to eat McDonald's for my last meal. Then newspapers can write
the following headline: "Man dies shortly after eating McDonald's."


The value of the golden
shower
I have recently learned that lower-class Korean women in
pre-modern times (and currently in some remote areas) maintained beautiful
skin by washing their faces every night with their own urine (women with
money would wipe their faces with sesame oil and honey). Apparently modern
dermatologists have verified the scientific validity of this seemingly
disgusting practice. As it turns out, urea helps retain moisture in dry,
chapped skin. So ladies, if I happen to urinate on your face, please keep
in mind that it is not an act of violence, but a misunderstood behavior
simply intended to maintain the beauty of your skin. Let 'er rip!


Fashion magazines
Why the hell do we pay for fashion magazines? Don't advertisements
make up, like, ninety-percent of the content? I know that magazines are
very expensive to produce and that advertisers are the only reason why
these things are able to be printed in the first place. But honestly,
should we feel good about paying five bucks to look at a bunch of ads
-- ads that compel us to buy more stuff? That's just weird.
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